The Expulsion of Gas
Warning: If you are offended by the topic of belching, it is recommended that you do not read this post. Instead, click a link or read a different one...Ah, yes. God definitely has a sense of humor. I mean, who'd a thunk about belching?
Ok...you all look confused...have some context:
This morning in class, we were praying through a part of the liturgy of the Psalms at the beginning of Old Testament Survey. As we were, the funniest thing happened; someone, affectionately known as "the stomper" belched. It wasn't a full-bore "I am really gross and disgusting" type belch, but a short "I didn't see that coming" type belch. It wasn't loud enough to affect the whole class, but was enough to get those standing close by laughing.
That good enough for context?
I think that God has a sense of humor because who else would have thought of that? I know that some people are repulsed by the idea, but even they, in their heart of hearts, laugh at a burp once in a while too. Just think of the creativity that would be put into a belch - the resonating of the stomach and such, the snickering that happens as almost an instinct, the ummmm, uhh...I'm not totally sure how burps work, just that they're funny.
I mean, I can only wonder what Adam and Eve thought the first time they heard each other belch...or their own belch for that matter. That's crazy. Hats off to God for making something so unique and so crazy!
posted by theDING @ 13:48
2 Comments:
LOL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That's great! I can totally picture the "context story"!
And as for Adam and Eve, I can picture the look on their faces: surprised and laughing...kind of like a baby:)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You sure have an imagination on you.....Whoever belched in class is a pretty crazy person....(wink wink)
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